Reading News Over Breakfast

I guess it all comes out in the wash.

I woke up this morning, opened up my box of Count Chocula-inspired generic foodstuffs, poured the entire bag into a giant mixing bowl, and put a couple gallons of milk in it. You know, the usual. As I began feasting upon the semi-chocolaty goodness before me, an idea came from nowhere... One that I believe would revolutionize the world, were it implemented. As I leaned back, thoughtfully stroking my my chin whiskers, I pondered how to implement such a grand scheme. Then I tumbled backwards out of my chair, hit my head, and forgot the idea entirely. Then I realized that some guy has spent what has to be hours upon hours on end developing some of the coolest Forza 2 paintjobs ever. And I figure, if that's not for the betterment of mankind, what is?

After recovering from my bump on the head and the drooling over the Forza cars, I came across this little tidbit of "news" about hooking fifteen Wii controllers up to one system. Now, I'm a fan of new news (and even the occasional old news) just like every else, but for the love of Pete, can't it at least be real news? Is that too much to ask? There's nothing there that can't be quickly denied by a cursory glance at either the Wii manual or the Bluetooth spec. As it stands, all we've figured out is that the LEDs on the Wii controller can be turned on/off independently and that there are 4 of them. Excuse me while I send in a tip to the gaming press at large letting them know that Sasquatch is going to E3 this year. I figure it has as much of a chance of coming true as the fifteen controller bit, and perhaps I could get a nod as the tipster!

--Ak out